To do list

On his deathbed my 7 cigars-a-day smoking, whiskey-drinking, boob-watching great grandfather told me that I would regret the things in life I didn't do and not to worry about making mistakes. I don't think I'll ever be bored or run out of things to do but in case I forget:

-Run a marathon
-Have a baby
-Start my own business
-Keep a garden
-Take tango lessons
-Dye my hair
-Live abroad for at least five years
-Live alone in the wilderness
-Paraglide
-Stop worrying about things I can't control
-Chase a giraffe
-Have my own portrait painted
-Do a pull-up
-Learn some basic computer programming
-Attend Carnival

What do you want to do? :)

P.S. Ketchup was sold as medicine in the 1830's