Conglomeration of Possibly Entertaining Experiences Thus far

1. The expat venture-capitalists I met running today telling me their creative answers to the frequent "Ni jiehun le ma?" question (Are you married?)
2. People taking surreptitious pictures of Dahlia and I. They think they're so sneaky. Dahlia definitely won the most exotic person in the auditorium contest today.
3. The children walking around with holes in their pants so they can do their business on the street-- if it's not raining watch out!
4. Bargaining down a price for a xiaojie (concubine, prostitute-- whichever you prefer) on the Shanghai trip for kicks. No, we did not end up purchasing.
5. Deciding as long as I see bacteria-killing steam I'm eating it and no longer asking "Zhei zhong rou?" (What kind of meat is this?)
6. Chatting up the taxi cab drivers even if they're grumpy, asking for life stories.
7. Singing "Wo zuo chuan" (I'm on a boat, older generation check out youtube if you haven't seen it. We translated it into Chinese.)
8. Dr. Fish! aka a bath I had where these little fish eat off all your dead skin. My skin is quite soft. No need to waste studying time exfoliating anymore!